Diego Stories: Who Did It?Another Diego story
Matteo and Diego got into a religious discussion...
Diego: Do you know why Jesus died?
Matteo: The village people killed him?
Diego: No! He died to save us. For our sins.
Matteo: Oh. You mean he committed suicide?
Diego: NO! It's your sins that killed him. YOU killed him.
Matteo: Hey! I did NOT kill him. How can you accuse me of murder? I didn't murder him. I wasn't even BORN then. I wasn't even in Mommy's tummy. You can't blame that on ME.